I have a few co-workers who date their clients moms, buy and selll their clients weed and seem to think that playing raquetball is an appropriate way to spend a day in the field.

I also have judges who seem to think that its normal for 15 year old boys to fondle....younger kids.

Oh, and I ahve more than a few born again christians who seem to think that the "Left Behind" series of (C)rapture novels are as good as the Word of God.

Which is, of course, Word.


How's that Brian? I didn't make up one goddamn thing.

good night you bastards.