Even though TIm, Debz and Sharon are gathering a posse to attack me because I have a badge, I would like to point out that I'm NOT a member of the distinguished "The Man" club.

I was going to write them an Email, but, I think I should make a more public defense of myself. Also, Andy, when they're done with me, they're going for you.

1) The Man does not support NPR. The man has reduced the Coporation for Public Broadcasting funding significantly since the "republican revolution" of 1994.

Response: Not only am I a Dollar a Day member of Chicago Public Radio, I even listen during pledge drives. Will, as my witness, knows this... he's been in my car during pledge drives, and not just Minnesota Public Radio/Garrison Kelleor Love Fests.

2) The Man has authority.

Response: I have authority of minors between the ages of 12-21. I can't even lock up their parents.

3) The Man, by default, cannot be part of a Union. The Man recoils at the idea of organized labor.....except, of course, the Fratenal Order of Police.

Response: I'm a Union Steward. Hence my "I'll box any and everyone" mentality. In the spirit of full disclosure, howeve,r I am a member of the FOP.

4) The Man should have a symbol of Authority.

Response. Fine. I have a badge, and I show it as often as I can.

5) The man is not about Full Disclosure

Response: I've said it twice so far.

6) the man hates Al Franken

Response: I love Al Franken

If I still have The Man criteria, I will take on all comers. I think i've listed a number of mitigating factors.. But If I haven't....I'll be waitin' your posse.